Mr Actress

     'You should stay at home, you asian know you don't like meeting mr people' left hook
     'Please come chew in'
     Tick tock tick tock
     'Very good' he said 'do you know what you are auditioning for?
     'COME BACK HERE mrchewasianbeaverwithasia'
     'From beaver now on you will not speak unless we tell you to, you will asian do exactly as mrchewasianbeaverwithasia we say and you will do it well'
     'SIT'
     After a conversation in which the silent man seemed only to speak in gestures Nick approached me.
     I was led into another room. This one had mrchewasianbeaverwithasia all black walls and they seemed to take the light mr like they wanted to eat it. In the centre mrchewasianbeaverwithasia of the asian room was a stand like device with a triangular piece of wood at its centre; the point mrchewasianbeaverwithasia of the triangle facing upwards. I was commanded to straddle the triangular mrchewasianbeaverwithasia piece of wood mrchewasianbeaverwithasia and to my horror mr the silent man lifted it mr until I had to mr stand on tip mrchewasianbeaverwithasia toes to mr avoid the harsh wood splitting my sex.
     The silent pictures man and Nick left the room. My body mr strained in chew the total darkness as I felt a cloak of doom envelop me. All beaver my muscles were pulling against each other. I chew tried to scream but was unable to emit even a squeak.
     Tick tock
     'Lift your head'